25 5 / 2012
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
(Source: olvidare, via catspijamas)
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17 5 / 2012
So Ali left the lighter at her house an left me at the beach with our stuff….I am the only one here. So. Damn. Awkward.
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12 5 / 2012
Snow White - 14 years old
Cinderella - 16-19; an age is not specified, but getting married at a young age was common during her time and she was still living with her stepmother and two unmarried stepsisters at the time.
Aurora - 16; the curse on her stated that she would prick her finger at this age.
Ariel - 16; at the beginning of the film her father is holding a celebration for her 16th birthday.
Belle - 17-21; her age is also not specified, but she lives at home with her father and the Beast is known to be 21, since his cursed rose only blooms until his 21st birthday.
Mulan - 16; young Chinese women were sent to matchmakers around this age.
Jasmine - almost 18; in the movie she is to be married by her 18th birthday.
Pocahontas - 17ish; in reality, Pocahontas was only 12 when she was said to have met John Smith. The filmmakers made her older to allow for a romantic connection; however, she can’t be too old considering the film’s sequel and the fact that the real Pocahontas only lived until the age of 21.
Tiana - 19; the film opens in 1912 with Tiana at age five, 14 years later, she is a 19-year-old waitress.
Rapunzel - 18; her 18th birthday occurs during the film.
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10 5 / 2012
I can’t tell if this is the universe laughing at me, or sending me a sign…
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08 5 / 2012
Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. ‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’
If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present
Creepy as fuck, but this is why I love people
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06 5 / 2012
CELL PHONES ARE MY FAVORITE CLOUD.
WATER IS MY FAVORITE ANIMAL.
DECEMBER IS MY FAVORITE DAY!
Purple is my favorite foodd..
clocks are my favorite season
Fish are my favorite tree!!
chairs are my favourite flavouring
lmfao i love how all of tumblr flips out when people have blonde moments
homework is my favourite website!!!!!!!
RED IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER.
Water is my favourite hobby!!
Cookies are my favourite subject!
Shoes are my favorite color!
Snapbacks are my favorite fruitmath is my favorite SONG
Cereal is my favorite animal
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